Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Hello creeper.

How may I serve you today??
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So I've had countless people add me on facebook and via myspace (back when it was the hip new thing to do) only to tell me how hot they think I am in hopes of having an online relationship.
C'MON YOU CREEP!!! Really?
So...I usually don't even accept the friend request. They just don't get the picture and continue to message me. BUT...I came across a new situation. One that I find a bit amusing.

Here's the deal.
This guy I knew back when I was a young teenager who had maybe just started her period 3 years prior and moved up a bra size bigger than my moms, he sends me a friend request on FB. After thinking long about it, I accepted it. After all, he may have just wanted to catch up and then be done with it. WRONG!!!

Earlier tonight, well actually not even an hour ago (maybe), I receive a message from this guy stating how beautiful he thought I was. I wasn't flattered at all but figured, "What the hell? I'll be polite." So I respond with a "&& Thanks. You don't even remember me do you? After all you did request my electronic friendship." He replies with some random crap about me being so and so's daughter. Which I was offended by seeing as the man he was referring to was my mother's brother in-law YEARS ago. I proceed to tell him that my step father (past tense) was so and so..yada yada and stated my mothers name. Figured this moron would have remembered considering he was always trying to cop a feel on her every minute of his horny early 20's man hood.

Needless to say, this Dustin creep still was lost and had no clue who I was. Hmmm. GO FIGURE! Right? So he goes further with the conversation and IM's me. ((I knew I should have clicked the "offline" button.)) We proceed to talk and he is still trying to figure out who I am. After him making himself look more and more like a dumb ass, he really hit the nail on the head. MADE ME LAUGH! Added fuel to my "smart ass" fire. Here's how it went.

I find this very humorous how people in this small town I live in dig themselves in such shallow holes due to their lack of brain cells. It may be because they've all been fried. Hmm. Naturally, I just decided to delete this skin head and move on to something else. Something else being eating honey turkey lunch meat slices by themselves. Something way more entertaining and fulfilling.

Monday, July 19, 2010

Jesus Christ

This is perhaps, one of the most beautiful songs that I know.
I could listen to "Brand New" all day long. I mean, c'mon. Who wouldn't love this voice? It's perfect. It's soothing.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Crazie cosmos

Unless you have seen the movie or haven't and don't mind know the ending of the movie, read on. If you haven't and don't want me to spoil it for you, please exit this blog post.
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I give "The Crazies" 4.5 out of 5 stars.
WHY?
I'll tell you what grinds my gears, the way that fucking movie ended.

It would have been 100% badass if the couple died in the nuke explosion rather than walking away to Cedar Point. Why? I'll tell you why. Because now the movie ended with the whole fucking fuck up experiment spreading all because two people not infected lived and the U.S Military was creeping all in their shit. NOW the movie has that typical, every other suspense movie ending. What the fuck. I mean really. COME ON!! It would have been the ultimate badass movie if NO ONE survived.

So here's what's going to happen. There will not be a part two to the movie because there is no reason for it. It would end up being just like the first one but in a bigger city and the two people would still survive it, walking away and spreading the disease of LIFE and WILL POWER which in turn the Military will scope them out and nuke the next town they hit. Am I right or am I right?

So now we know that there won't be a part two and we are left with what could have been a total kick ass movie having a shitastic ending. Thanks for that.

Overall, I dug it. I liked the movie a whole hell of a lot. I will most def. have to purchase this movie and watch it while completely baked. ;)