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So I've had countless people add me on facebook and via myspace (back when it was the hip new thing to do) only to tell me how hot they think I am in hopes of having an online relationship.
C'MON YOU CREEP!!! Really?
So...I usually don't even accept the friend request. They just don't get the picture and continue to message me. BUT...I came across a new situation. One that I find a bit amusing.
Here's the deal.
This guy I knew back when I was a young teenager who had maybe just started her period 3 years prior and moved up a bra size bigger than my moms, he sends me a friend request on FB. After thinking long about it, I accepted it. After all, he may have just wanted to catch up and then be done with it. WRONG!!!
Earlier tonight, well actually not even an hour ago (maybe), I receive a message from this guy stating how beautiful he thought I was. I wasn't flattered at all but figured, "What the hell? I'll be polite." So I respond with a "&& Thanks. You don't even remember me do you? After all you did request my electronic friendship." He replies with some random crap about me being so and so's daughter. Which I was offended by seeing as the man he was referring to was my mother's brother in-law YEARS ago. I proceed to tell him that my step father (past tense) was so and so..yada yada and stated my mothers name. Figured this moron would have remembered considering he was always trying to cop a feel on her every minute of his horny early 20's man hood.
Needless to say, this Dustin creep still was lost and had no clue who I was. Hmmm. GO FIGURE! Right? So he goes further with the conversation and IM's me. ((I knew I should have clicked the "offline" button.)) We proceed to talk and he is still trying to figure out who I am. After him making himself look more and more like a dumb ass, he really hit the nail on the head. MADE ME LAUGH! Added fuel to my "smart ass" fire. Here's how it went.
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